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The Can of Nothing Soundtrack Vol. 1: The Live Action Tracks

by The Can of Nothing

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WELCOME TO TECHNO TECHNO (repeat as necessary)
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Pyrple Rayne, Pyrple Rayne (repeat as necessary)
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Birthday celebration's here Can of Nothing, seven years Oh no, wait, it's not one day It's a month, that's 30 days! Web site for an empty can Started it without a plan Spray you in the face, my friend How you like them apples, man?! Can't believe this rap's so long Haha, yeah, just like your mom! Kinda rhymes, but makes no sense Let's just rap the main event Nothing left there is to say Speak like Yoda is the way Seven beats for all these lines Except for this one because remember that rhyme about the days of the month and how when they reach February it just stops rhyming and the syllable scheme goes all wonky? It's like that.
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Yo! It's that time of year again! Celebrating with our can Spray you in the face, my friend Haha, not this year, good man! Yo! Stealing lines from last year's rap! New ideas, they're so bad! Rhyming words to fill up time Hey, that's s'posed to be my line! Yo! Rapping's getting out of hand! Let's make it about the can! Okay, Phil, just start us off! ...What? Yo! Starting every verse with "Yo!" Can of Nothing eight years old! Or maybe not, we can't be sure! 'Cause we just estimated based on the posted dates of some of the old content from the original site way back when it was on Geocities, but we've mentioned that a long time ago so don't be so surprised.
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Yo Birthmonth! It's here again! Sitting in the basement with my friend. Spray you in the face? Not this time. Gonna be nice. Nine years old we celebrate Repeating raps is really great Eating cake and giving gifts Not but expensive ones. Freestyling is really hard That's why this part isn't hard Because it's written on a page the one we're reading.
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Happy birthmonth, Can of Nothing Ten years old, that's really nothing! The Simpsons lasted much, much longer And it was much, much stronger! Rapping every year is fun Eating cake is really fun Getting gifts is really fun That's why birthmonth time is fun! Ten more years I hope we go I like ice cream in my coke Making vids to make you laugh *Strange noises* (We always rap with jazzy hats) Hey, Phil, it's time to go But I have one more thing to show What would that be, my good man? I bought a new spray can.
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Birthmonth...Hi, here were are Rapping again underneath the stars It's not even night, put on your shades You'll look real cool, you'll get the babes Eleven years ago we weren't alive Scratching a lot, I've got the hives Stay away from me, or I'll spray you in the face Not until we have some birthmonth cake Web site got a new design Made by Justin B. Evans Why don't you stick to the rhyme? Why should I? How much longer can we go? Another ten years, maybe mo'? Finish your sentence, don't be shy But rapping makes me speak real fly! Fly, fly! Fly, fly! Fly, fly! Fly, fly!
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Just words! Just words! (You're just words!) We're just sayin' the words coming out of my mouth Just words! (Oh you're just sayin' them!) We're just sayin' the words (Just the words!) and the words are sayin' me (sayin' you!) Just sayin' the words (You're just words!) The words And the words! (Just words!) Just words! (Sayin' the words!) Just words! (You're just words!) We're just sayin' the words Coming out of my mouth Just words! We're just sayin' the words!
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Original music we created for our live action videos at The Can of Nothing! Please feel free to download them and use them in your own projects, free of charge! If you do use them we just ask that you credit us as the composers. And hey, send us a link to the work so we can see it! Also, if you'd like, you can buy the music! But no pressure.

Thanks for listening!

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released February 5, 2014

All music and lyrics written by Derek Achoy and Phil.

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The Can of Nothing Toronto, Ontario

Progenitors of weird and geeky humour since 2000! But not our music. Our music is serious.

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