The very first Birthmonth rap, which set the tone for the rest to come!
lyrics
Birthday celebration's here
Can of Nothing, seven years
Oh no, wait, it's not one day
It's a month, that's 30 days!
Web site for an empty can
Started it without a plan
Spray you in the face, my friend
How you like them apples, man?!
Can't believe this rap's so long
Haha, yeah, just like your mom!
Kinda rhymes, but makes no sense
Let's just rap the main event
Nothing left there is to say
Speak like Yoda is the way
Seven beats for all these lines
Except for this one because remember that rhyme about the days of the month and how when they reach February it just stops rhyming and the syllable scheme goes all wonky? It's like that.