Yo! It's that time of year again!
Celebrating with our can
Spray you in the face, my friend
Haha, not this year, good man!
Yo! Stealing lines from last year's rap!
New ideas, they're so bad!
Rhyming words to fill up time
Hey, that's s'posed to be my line!
Yo! Rapping's getting out of hand!
Let's make it about the can!
Okay, Phil, just start us off!
...What?
Yo! Starting every verse with "Yo!"
Can of Nothing eight years old!
Or maybe not, we can't be sure!
'Cause we just estimated based on the posted dates of some of the old content from the original site way back when it was on Geocities, but we've mentioned that a long time ago so don't be so surprised.